Welcome to the chaos

thetomska:

You know those scenes in horror movies where there’s a ghost behind the main character but they don’t notice?

That’s happening to you. Right now.

georgetakei:

And apparently don’t know what apostrophes are either.
jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

thetomska:

odditymall:

The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers.

—->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide

want

pleatedjeans:

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