Welcome to the chaos

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

Everyone in a 10ft radius of where the gargoyle suplexed the half-elf from 100ft in the air, is covered in blood…
The DM after one member of the party felt like experimenting with fall damage. (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd:

DM: The clerics look horrified as you bring in the same decapitated body for the fifth time.
-After the party barbarian charges a vorpal sword-wielding antagonist for the fifth time.

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

Conceal… Don’t feel…

outofcontextdnd:

Rogue 1: I draw my weapon and make a move silently check.

Rogue 2: I also draw my weapon.

Bard: I draw my hedgehog and feed it some crackers.

bridles-and-boots:

this made me laugh for like ten minutes. I so wasn’t expecting that

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

cocktailsbycody:

And now I bring you the anticipated third installment of my ‘Disney Themed Cocktails’. This time around I really tried to push myself in terms of garnishes, and trying to represent the more abstract characters. But I had a lot of fun with this batch. With that said….. I do not own any of the rights to Disney’s original characters, and designs. I DO however own full rights to the drinks themselves, and the recipes used. How you all like them! See you for part 4 in a while! Check out my Facebook at Cocktails by Cody for more

Part 1

Part 2