You know those scenes in horror movies where there’s a ghost behind the main character but they don’t notice?
That’s happening to you. Right now.
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers.